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See this beautiful crazy lady right here? She’s the reason I’m crying right now.
She just got the news, what had been deemed an inoperable malformation of the arteries in her brain, has been deemed operable, and she can finally get the surgery to save her life.
I get to keep my sister/friend, and my 2 year old nephew gets to keep his mommy.
There are no words to express how wonderful I feel right now.
It’s been quite a few months that we’ve had this dark cloud over our heads, wondering what would happen with this potentially fatal malformation, and the inability to have it repaired. We had been told we would have to come to terms with the fact that her head was a ticking time bomb, and the artery would eventually give out, and they couldn’t help her. It was horrible, my little nephew had no idea, and my sis couldn’t even tell her family, it was too much for her.
And now…? It’s all better. Everything feels amazing. I cant stop crying, I’m so happy.
I don’t have makeup remover…
I’ll stop reblogging this when it becomes irrelevant which will be never.
My first attempt at deer face. Though I don’t have any costume makeup so it took a freakin’ long ass while. Not to mention, I’m out of eyeliner now.
Totally worth it. I’M FUCKIN’ CUTE!
Dear People Who Are NOT Helping Me Move/Unpack,
Seriously stop telling me how to unpack and where to put things.
JUST FUCKING STOP ALREADY!
So I recently noticed something about Tony Stark…
the one in the drivers seat.
He has a chauffeur
that he drives.
And then I realized…
My ex just called me sweetheart on facebook. I had the urge to punch her.
My friend just went to pet cats at our local animal shelter, and found her cat that had been missing for over a year
Have you ever been so horny?
OI’M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS FUCKING GIF AND I DON’T KNOW WHY
this is important
For a second, I thought that was my dog. Weird.