some of these are scary accurate
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and much, much more!
If you can keep up, you're pretty damned fantastic!
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i used to ship Dean and Jo but that ship kinda blew up in everyone’s faces
YOU DID NOT JUST
when girls get cute pixie haircuts and its so cute you cant remember how their cute long hair looked because their new short hair is cuter and youre distracted by their cute hair i love girls
Frozen Peas from SuckUK; a fantastic piece of design as metaphor (as well as a super convenient way to make a spherical ice “cube”.
If you truly love me you will buy this for me.
ALRIGHT TUMBLR PEOPLE LISTEN UP FOR FUN SCIENCE TIME!
Sphere basically take less energy to form because of SURFACE ENERGY. Sphere have a lower surface area to volume ratio. Because of this, ice sphere melt slower than your usual cubes. This is the reason at fancy fancy bars with those $30+ glass of bourbon or scotch may serve your drink using these instead of normal ice.
thank you nerd
IT’S LIKE EDAMAME ICE AAAAAAHHH
growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money
REALEST SHIT IT HURTS
Out of curiosity; how many Supernatural fans miss Gabriel? Even if it’s only a little bit.
All the miss!
How can you not miss him, he’s 5’5” of concentrated sass and candy!!
I will sell my soul for Gabriel to come back.
we literally have nine seasons of a show that tells you why you really shouldn’t do that
We have such silly fandoms on Tumblr
Let’s give it up people! Clap yo hands!
Sue from Catering!
Fabulous Hobbit Set Designer!
Star Trek Premiere Table Man!
Sexy Background Guy from the Blind Banker!
The Magic Traffic Cone!
And the most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!
And this is what happens when shows go on hiatus
This is missing something……Tractor Angel!
Follow your dreams Tractor Angel
New favourite joke:
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
Sorry this is taking so long. He kicked for everybody else…
This is something that will make me smile even in my worst moods.
when u accidentally open ur front camera and ur sitting there like
There are 15 year olds skating in the Olympics and I can barely walk down my driveway in winter
what does being stoned feel like
well theres two vastly different answers to this
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Mermaids are one of the creatures that the fantasy world can’t get enough of. But for some inexplicable reason, Hollywood is completely failing to provide the world with a modern reimagining of the mermaid myth. Seriously, a cameo appearance in the worst Pirates of the Caribbean movie is all we’ve seen of them in recent years, while dragon fans get The Hobbit, Game of Thrones and Harry Potter. Totally unfair.
So, the Tumblr community has decided to just go ahead and solve the mermaid problem by themselves.
Last week, Tumblr user besides-itstoowarm presented a few starter suggestions for more “realistic” mermaids that didn’t fall into the Disney Princess stereotype.
"Chubby Inuit mermaids with sleek seal tails
Sleek Japanese mermaids with orange and white koi bodies
Dark, scaly mermaids with enormous white eyes so that they can hunt at the bottom of the sea
Small mermaids with spiky, poisonous lionfish bodies
Mermaids with sharp teeth and shark tails that hunt sailors for fun
Mermaids that aren’t just skinny blonde pretty girls with fish tails”
It’s no coincidence that a lot of these ideas emphasise the grotesque over the feminine and romantic. Mermaids are one of the very few monsters that are explicitly written as female, but the old legends seem pretty tired and sexist in a 21st century context. Either we’re used to seeing de-fanged, child-friendly mermaids like Disney’s Ariel, or unimaginative retellings of the old stories where mermaids start off sweet and seductive but end up drawing men down to their deaths.
Tumblr’s mermaids are frightening, unearthly, and have very little interest in chasing sailors around. [READ MORE]