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When crystals are being sold for generic unspecific things like “This crystal will remove your negative energy” it’s probably fine, but when it’s offered for actual mental illnesses that require real therapy and medicine you can fuck off.
lmao i like how it includes instructions for if your kid is like “im not carrying this stupid rock”
THIS IS A REALLY FUCKING ACCURATE TORTOISE IMPRESSIONS OKay
this is i m p o r t a an t
"Am I not turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club? Tuurrrtle, tuurrrrtle!"
The power an EF-5 tornado can do, a piece of wood through cement.
Oklahoma the place where paper beats rock.
I do not know the individual involved in this, but, as an EMT, I feel compelled to post things like this. Wear a damn helmet, guys. I know you may think you look awesome and all the ladies will love how reckless you are, but you’re honestly just demonstrating just how little you value your own life. I know this horse has been absolutely beaten to death over the years, and I’m sure that my words won’t change some of your minds, but just look at the damage sustained by that helmet. Now imagine if your face was put through the same situation. While the helmet merely had part of it ground away by the sheer friction involved, your skull would be pudding. End of story.
TLDR Version: Wear a freaking helmet.
Mom calls reckless motorcyclists “organ donors”
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